"Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place." ft. Jalex
I think you’re right, actually, Priceless.
and person B tells them that their eyebrows are really like overgrown and too big for their face and person A asks them to do something about it and person B ends up like plucking their eyebrows idk it could be fluffy and all like person A has never had their eyebrows done or w/e and they didn’t know it hurt so much and they make little noises whenever they’re plucked and then fluff SHIT i went on for ages about eyebrows this is so bad i’m sorry
I LOVE THIS, but I think it would work best if Jack was the one getting his eyebrows done. His are messier than Alex’s. I’m almost certain Alex said something about grooming them every so often anyway to keep them in check, so, he should be the expert and Jack should be the one with disgusting eye caterpillars.
Fixed it, no more stripper tag. It’s all /tagged/strippers
This is the Eve Losing Her Make-A-Help-Post Virginity edition.
A lot of asks have been gathering dust lately
(even though a lot of them are asking for lists so this post is shorter than I thought it’d be)and I know that a bunch of us are pretty busy right now or we just don’t know them so we are reaching out to you! Please take a second and read through the list so you can tell us if you know one, it won’t take long!
Giving this one last try… there’s only two to find! - Eve
One moment can change your life for so long. One tiny second of tiredness and inattentiveness can mess up your future, affect all your relationships, your behaviour and your needs. It will come back over and over again, torturing you until you can’t sleep anymore.
Jack is hit by a bus on his way home because he was tired and didn’t pay attention. This mistake will impact his life more than he could ever imagine…
Additional Tags: ptsd, car crash, jackoc
“It’s not even funny, ass-wipe!” Alex pouted, face and torso completely ripened by the sun’s cruel rays.
They’re all there, pretty sure.
I love masturbation fic though. More more more.
I think we had this asked fairly recently and we were all struggling to think of one… do our followers know any?
- EveIn my current Jalex fic, Three Words To Remember, Alex has an accent around his parents, but I dunno if that’s what you want… ~Lila
Once upon a time an angel fell in love with a demon…
We have a /tagged/strippers !
Jack hates geometry, absolutely loathes it. So, to get back at ‘the man’, Jack draws on the desk. But to his surprise, next time he comes to class he sees someone else added on to his drawing.
Cute little fluff fic based off this prompt.
People would probably read both. What I’d suggest is start writing it and if you notice it’s getting long, break it up. Make as many chapters as you need.